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Welcome to my clusterfuck of anything and everything :D
Tuesday, 5:10 pm
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wearywithoutsleep:

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

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Sunday, 4:46 pm
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heyraudenfelds:

kiam

karmy

"Amy’s just gotten into explaining how they met at a protest when Liam whisks her away and locks her in a closet! NOBODY PUTS AMY BACK IN THE CLOSET."
Riese recap, 2.04 (Lying Kings And Stupid Drama Queens)

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Faking It Recap: 2x04

dangerdonut:

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thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

oh my god
Sunday, 3:21 pm
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So how many of you are actually single right now?

tunasandwichqueen:

wolf-and-dragon:

smarthamstersmad:

castielcampbell:

sams-demon-blood-addiction:

fanofphan:

fallingbackon-forever:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

paintbrushstrokes:

reblog- single

like- taken

social experiment for tumblr :) 

single and ready to mingle

Can we match up everyone who has reblogged this?

yes yes we should 

OMG YES 

hells yeah. i’m happy with my lot in life

…IM SO FUCKING LONELY I HATE REBLOGGING THIS.

Single yes that’s what I am

Single pringle :-(

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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Old pictures

tchaikogret:

This is Barack Obama in his basket team

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Arnold Schwarzenegger discovering New York for the first time

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Filming the roaring lion for Metro Goldwyn Mayer

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Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin image

Les Beatles and Muhammad Ali

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 Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

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 Marilyn Monroe meeting Elisabeth II

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Stephen Hawking and his wife, Jane

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Steven Spielberg in his mecanic shark for the movie “Jaws”

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Robin Williams as a cheerleader

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Behind the scene of Star Wars

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Sunday, 1:19 pm
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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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ialmostdonot:

I wonder if Taylor truly knows how fierce her fans were during that backlash of 2013. Like post any bullshit rumors/rude posts about Taylor on tumblr and within 2.3 seconds at least 3 fans will have found it and ripped you apart with a 1000 word essay on why you’re wrong citing 8-10 references

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brogan-loves-demetria:

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

I laughed to hard

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spiritdick:

I want to know why

I know, I hate it when the boards are spaced that far apart. If i wear flip flops, they always get stuck in that space. 
Sunday, 12:20 pm
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